14th Feb. 2013
Woh-Waala Day* was kicked off on the 14th floor of the boys hostel with
a mass crying ceremony involving many of the single denizens of the
14th floor who went on a march around the floor while collectively
pouring out their woes in the as yet unintelligible language of
Wail-ish.
An eyewitness, who wishes not to be named (but wears a
blue/navy-blue combo uniform), told our correspondent that for a minute
he thought that some great tragedy had occurred, like the demolishing
of the Chrompet Dominoes or AGS Cinemas.
However it turned out to be far more serious and instant
anti-depressant aerosols had to be deployed to bring the crowd back
under control. One of the participants, much calmer after the out
pouring of emotion and a whiff or two of anti-depressants, told the
Paagal Times that this was but the first of a proposed annual ceremony
that shall take place every year "to strengthen our brotherly ties,
and... as an excuse to openly cry without being mocked".
*Name censored as per requests from certain fundamentalist groups like
the BSF Foundation(Be Single Forever), the AVA (Anti-Valentine
Association) and the ones-who-must-not-be-named.
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